Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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