obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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