im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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