I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My life is pants optional.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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