Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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