Porn is love you can see.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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