Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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