I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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