do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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