I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I am naked and annoyed.
you never un-have a 4some
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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