I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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