Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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