i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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