I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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