i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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