After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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