I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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