I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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