I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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