Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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