I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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