Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
