He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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