Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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