i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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