Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
why is half of my head shaved?
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