Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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