The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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