YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My Higher Power is John Stamos
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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