im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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