But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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