his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
