So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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