you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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