so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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