Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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