I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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