im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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