There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Is it penis luge time yet?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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