Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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