thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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