She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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