I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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