so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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