So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize