On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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