The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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