My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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