we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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