kristin has been a bad kristin
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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