I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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