I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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