i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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