I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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